I'm the boss. Abby is my apprentice. Kind of like the order of the Sith in Star Wars. "Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice." Only problem is the Sith apprentice spends all of their time trying to figure out how to kill the Sith master so that they can be the master. Thats why I always keep Abby in front of me and never eat or drink anything she offers me.
At age 3 its kind of funny and cute. But wait until the teenage years and Abby says that to Melinda. Oh my mercy, there will be a 'comeback to Jesus' meeting between mother and daughter that day. JT and I will be hiding in the other room.
Life is just a star wars metaphor, Rob. It all some how relates to the ongoing struggle between sith and jedi.At least Abby didn't say "no", because that would have been inappropriate.
Your Abby is very hilarious but like Rob I'm getting nervous thinking about her teenage years...I'm the boss at our place but I don't think I really want the job.
save it up for the fragile teenage years and then you can punish her with the kind public humilation only a mother can dole out..."Ooooh is that your boyfriend?"
Abby is MY kind of girl!Yep, I've reconsidered, send her over. French fries on their way to you as we speak...
I like the way she thinks. I'm going to start using "I don't feel I need to" for every request that is made of me.
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