If you could have been a fly on the wall at our house this week you might have heard the following snippets of conversation:
Me: "What are you doing Abby?"
Abby: "Breathing." (said sarcastically)
(I think I have a teenager hiding in the body of a three year old.)
Me: "Abby, that bathing suit is too small. You're not wearing that one. It doesn't cover your b**bs!"
J.T.: "Well, I don't have b**bs ...... whatever they are."
Me: "I've GAINED a pound this week! A POUND!!"
Rob: "Could that green (chocolate chip mint) ice cream have anything to do with it?"
Me: " (silence)"
6 months ago