Thursday, September 27, 2007

I Have a Weapon!

For all the CIA, FBI and other Big Brother types now reading my blog.... it's nothing deadly. It is a simple tank top with spaghetti straps and built-in bra. But it has power. Awesome power. It is Rob's kryptonite.

This tank top is the one I use for cleaning on super-hot days. The type I would never ever wear in public because it exposes waaaaaaayyyyyyy too much flesh and I am a classy, modest person (shut up Aunty).

I put this top on after work last week and short-circuited Rob's brain. His eyes would not rise above the level of my chest as he followed me from room to room in a daze. And I thought.... Hmmmmmmm. Perhaps I can use this to my advantage. Kind of like my personal "force".

I shall wave my hand like Obi Kenobi and say: "You WANT to stay up with the children while I go to bed early." "You've watched enough sports on television.... You WANT me to watch a cooking show." "You WANT to take both kids to Wal-mart while I laze about and eat chocolate and drink diet coke." "You WANT to take me out to a nice restaurant and a movie" (okay he really does want to do that one, just seems like the babysitting always falls apart on us).

I have the power. The power of boobs. May the force be with you. (insert Darth Vader breathing here).


meggie said...

That does sound like a powerful weapon! Use every chance you get!

tracey petersen said...

Just watch out for gravity. It is the anti-dote to your weapons.

Stomper Girl said...

I don't have the power of the boobs *sigh*

I have the power of the ass though.

Stomper Girl said...

Which has nothing to do with gas, I add hastily.

Melinda said...

Sure Stomper. Just so we're clear, I'm not talking size... I'M talking quantity of skin exposed. Tracey I told Rob that while I don't want any other anti-aging plastic surgery... The thought of saggy boobs might make me reconsider.

bluemountainsmary said...

Goodness me HA

Goodness me.

Team SAK said...

How daring of you! And how evil and clever!

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