Sunday, July 15, 2007

The Underwear Man

Intriguing title, hmm? Don't worry. This post will not contain "TMI".

Last night was Date Night for Melinda and Rob! We haven't done that in ages. Mother kept the kids overnight while we went to dinner and a movie (the new Harry Potter - loved it).

We got back home at 12:45 a.m. and I went straight to bed. I hear Rob the night-owl prowling around the house as I am drifting off into dreamland. The following song (sung to the tune of The Muffin Man) finds my sleepy head:

"I'm walking through the house in my underwear, my underwear, my underwear; cause I live here!"


Tracey Petersen said...

Homer Simpson would be proud!

Rob said...

Referencing Article 5, Section 4, Paragraph 2 of the Manly Man Codebook.....and I quote....."It is the obligation of all Manly Men, in the sanctity of one's own castle, after the specified hour of midnight to walk around in one's underwear singing made up songs. This shows to all who may be looking that you are the master of your domain. Failure to do this could cause the offender to be brought before the Manly Man High Council....and you DO NOT want this to happen. Please note that the following mandate is for boxers and briefs (sometimes referred to as "tighty whiteys" by the womenfolk), any man caught wearing bikini briefs or, heaven forbid, a thong will be immediately expelled from the Manly Man order."

So you see ladies, I had no choice and neither does your husbands and/or signifcant others. Its not easy being a man, but we do our best.....and we do it for you. ;-)

Aunty Evil said...

I love this post! It made me laugh out loud, because I can sooo picture it, even though I have no idea what your husband looks like!

But I know what mine looks like...

Rachael said...

Lol! Melinda you better hide that Codebook, section 6 is about to make the most of your superman outfit... So hubby tells me, while he is standing here reading Robs article. Thanks for the laugh!

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