So anyway, get your kids to check the letterbox every day.
There is a letter coming, from me.
It explains how their mother has been conning them all this time, that whether they are good or bad, they will find presents under the tree, because no parent who really loves their kids would withhold gifts on Christmas morning.
That when they go shopping, or better still, when they are at home, they can do what they want,when they want, and suffer no consequences. That all threats issued are foundless and a big. fat. bluff.
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Cottesloe beach.
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Dear All
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I'v...
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Hi there! It's hard to believe its been over a year since my last post.
Here are some pics to show whats been happening around our house. Lots of
chang...
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I've been keeping busy with lots of sewing as I just got a new sewing
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Change
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I have changed the name of my blog. When I first started this blog I have
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So anyway, get your kids to check the letterbox every day.
There is a letter coming, from me.
It explains how their mother has been conning them all this time, that whether they are good or bad, they will find presents under the tree, because no parent who really loves their kids would withhold gifts on Christmas morning.
That when they go shopping, or better still, when they are at home, they can do what they want,when they want, and suffer no consequences. That all threats issued are foundless and a big. fat. bluff.
Ner.
You tell them, don't forget now!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're too frightened to call my bluff! I promise I'll tell them though :-P
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