Even if someone ages you by 9 years and gives you a new hair/eye color. I wouldn't be that light, even if you doubled my weight. Funny things do happy when I'm angry. Not sure what the TV show thing is... some really, really good jokes there though. Strawberries are my favorite food, not Cheerios.
I don't know who yddA is, but didn't she make me a nice Mother's Day gift?
P.S. Have we determined if it's Mothers' Day or Mother's Day? M? Tracey?