I have been watching the news about the nutjob who decided it would be great to go for in vitro and implant not one or two embryos, but EIGHT, despite the fact that she already had 6 children and was living with her parents. Not only was she apparently unconcerned about her health, the health of her children (8 babies in one uterus?) or her financial situation... NOW she's shopping her story around to publishers. You really, really should have to pass an intelligence test in order to be allowed to procreate.
Me: "So Rob. You wanna go for octuplets?"
Rob: (silence) and an evil look.
Rob: (more silene) and a more evil look.
Me: "Sextuplets? Quintuplets? Quadruplets?"
Rob: (more silence) and eyes that are no longer visible behind the most evil look of all.
Rob: "How about shut-uplets?"
8 months ago