How does one manage to get paint under the drop cloth and not on it?
If your nine year old were to drop a four letter word into playdate conversation, does it have to be in front of the child with the judgmental parent?
What are the odds of Abby using her orange ear plugs to attach a "calendar" to her wall, just hours after the paint is dry? What are the odds that the ear plugs have an oily component and leave a lovely greasy mark on a freshly painted wall?
Did you ever snort laugh when your daughter, when asked about her dream job, responds: "I wanna work at Burger King when I grow up!" ?
Is dressing room lighting the WORST lighting on the planet, or do I really look like that?
Why did the romper come back in style? I get it for the small people. But on the grown women.... not so much.
Do you know the proper way to eat Vegemite? I got instructions with mine!
8 months ago