Saturday, November 28, 2009

Melinda, a.k.a. Old Square Butt

The girl told me yesterday that my butt was square, not round like hers. It also "looks old".

Thank you darling. Thank. you.

Hello, weight watchers?

P.S. I helpfully did not point out that childbirth, age and gravity have contributed to my square butt condition... don't want to polish the rose color off those glasses just yet.

8 comments:

Fairlie said...

Square's not bad. I'd be happy with square. It's when it's a multi-sided polygon...perhaps a dodecagon...that I'd start to worry.

Abby is showing quite a talent for geometry.

Aunty Evil said...

At least you don't have a work bench thing going on back there like I do!

peppermintpatcher said...

Never too early to point out that we inherit our bottom shape DBA from our mothers. (whether it's true or not!)

peppermintpatcher said...

DBA?? The typist who tries to watch the TV at the same time will know this is DNA.

Stomper Girl said...

Square you could live with. The "old" would have hurt me more. I've trained my kids to refer to my butt as "middle-sized", they know saying big is no good. But compared to their tiny little bottoms, I do have a big butt.

Stomper Girl said...

Square you could live with. The "old" would have hurt me more. I've trained my kids to refer to my butt as "middle-sized", they know saying big is no good. But compared to their tiny little bottoms, I do have a big butt.

rhubarbwhine said...

Square butt? Too funny. Heeheh.

M said...

Sounds like you too have an overly honest daughter. Or over-exaggerating daughter. Me too.

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