Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Snippets of the Daily Grind

On the way to school, the girl spotted a radio tower that stands about 100 feet tall at the local power station.

"Look! The Eiffel Tower!" she exclaims.

Her brother rolls his eyes and says: "The Eiffel Tower is in Paris."

"We're in Paris?!" she says.

Not exactly darling. Coco Chanel and Co. are but a distant dream on this coastal plain.

Yesterday, I was coerced into ditching my magazine article about Fall decorating (lovely pumpkin paintings and some gorgeous wreaths) so that I could participate in "Art Class". I think we all know I wasn't going to actually attempt those Fall crafts anyway. My last pumpkin carving attempt went sour with the teeth bit. Cut left instead of right and your orange gourd is left toothless. Perhaps suitable as a mascot at the geriatric ward?

Art Class consists of sitting on the stairs and practicing our letter-writing with color pencils. Which I excelled at creating. My teacher was impressed. Star Pupil AND Line Leader... all in one day! Being the only student certainly has its advantages.

I have spent the better part of the week coughing, hacking and in general allergy/cold sick misery. So my husband braved the wilds of the Cotton Festival with Thing 1 and Thing 2 all by himself. That's right. One grown-up, two evil, er, sweet children dressed in costume and a bazillion pieces of candy laid out in a maze! I'm thinking of nominating him for husband of the year status for that one. Well, that and the fact that he does the grocery shopping every single week.


Aunty Evil said...

Thank you for taking my advice and having the links updated, I like that, it saves me from clicking on every link to find out if they have been updated. Lazy? You betcha!

Anyway, sorry to hear you are poorly, but sounds like a great excuse to get out of the festival.

Don't go to Paris! Come here. We don't have the Eiffel Tower, but we do have radio towers! Imagine the fun we could have, I could teach Miss A everything I know! (wouldn't take long)

And there is nothing wrong with the children being evil, I know some great people who are evil!

Rob said...

She didn't ask if we were in Paris, she declared that part of the city to be Paris.

Stomper Girl said...

Anything is possible when you area 5. I love that. Rob is a brave man for doing the festival. You probably owe him some cleaning now or something.

Anonymous said...

Ha - the Eiffel Tower / Paris comment just cracked me up :)

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