a Plah-doh Design Consultant.
My first clients:


My latest creations. (It's an elephant, a monkey and a beach ball in case you can't figure it out).

I'm working up a list of fees. I'm thinking $2.50 for large animals, $1.50 for small animals and a $10 clean-up fee.
But I'm worried that my target audience will want to pay me in pennies, legos, comic books and gum instead of cold hard cash. Guess I better keep my day job.